Today:
Why you might want to check your back side from time to time.
I was sorry I wasn't going to the pharmacist for extra-strength pain relief, because one look at this woman's butt troubles hurt me. Bad.So many horrifying things are happening here. I shouldn't know that her underwear are blue, but I do. I shouldn't be able to see her panty lines, but I can. And her pants shouldn't be so tight that they literally deform her ass, but they are.
Ladies everywhere, stop what you are doing tout de suite, find a full-length mirror and give your booty a quick check. If the junk in your trunk is being squeezed, skeezed or seized, tie a sweater around your waist and get thee to a closet for something less ... obvious.
1 comments:
For some reason this reminds of that line from Steel Magnolias where they are at the wedding reception and trying to describe the new mayor's wife dancing. "Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket."
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