Saturday, October 25, 2008

Curiousity Can Kill the Nasal Passages

I needed to make a pit stop while at Target this afternoon, so I made a beeline for one of the restroom stalls, and just before I pushed open the door, a woman at the sink grabbed me and said, "Don't go in there. I just saved you." I answered, "Say no more," and found another stall on the opposite side of the restroom.

Seconds later I heard another woman bellow, "What the hell??? SICK!!!!" And then there was some mumbling, which included, "It's everywhere in there." I have to admit, at this point, I was getting rather curious about the horror behind door no. 2. Thank goodness there were other women still in the restroom, because they kept me from sneaking a peek, knowing they all knew that I knew to stay far away from the poo.

What's even more pathetic? That was the most interesting thing that happened to me all day.

1 comments:

Only the Half of It said...

I know exactly what you are talking about. What DO those people think they are DOING in those stalls? I mean, WTF?