Today:
The Thong Song is no longer in heavy rotation for a reason.
The one thing about fashion we can always count on is that styles are going to change. And while some trends, such as classic suits and menswear never really go out of style, others (gauchos and guys' half shirts, I'm talking to you) have thankfully made their rounds and disappeared into the far reaches of otherwise well-appointed closets. Still, some people can't seem to let a bad trend end, including this woman:
I was beyond grateful when designers moved to longer-cut T-shirts and blouses last fall. The longer length kindly hid all that the public eye should not have to bear witness: the bulging belly, the muffin top, the peeping thong. This woman, however, apparently did not get the memo as her shirt fell short of keeping her personals, well, personal. This fashion horror is so easy to avoid - no mom jeans required - I wanted to run out to Target and purchase her a five-pack of Hanes T-shirts so she could finish her beer with dignity. Or at least find her a bar stool with a solid seat back.
2 comments:
Haha. I wrote about the offenses of peeking thongs, do you remember? Spied in yoga class, no less. Agh!
And the only positive thing I can say about muffin tops is this: In times when women are practically killing themselves to be thin, at least these women seem to embrace their bodies and curves, however copious.
The main thing I don't like about muffin tops is that thin girls often create it for themselves by wearing their pants too tight. Who wants to look flabby on purpose?
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