Stop That Now! Or Why Matchy-Matchy Equals Ouchie-Ouchie,

It's time for another round of Stop That Now! - my findings of fashion don'ts that must, in the name of all things good, be stopped immediately.

Today:
Don't coordinate your outfits, especially when the outfits suck.

Fitted, too-tight sweater dress? Check. Baggy tights? Check. Dirty mid-calf boots? Check.

Ladies, we all have fashion misses from time to time, but do your best girlfriend a favor and do not coax her to go down that style-less road with you.

And while we're at it, let's all pinky swear that we will never try to wear fittted knits unless our bodies have miraculously transformed into beanpoles. (I'm still waiting for that day to arrive.) When clothes are this unforgiving, no amount of sorry is going to help.